Thursday, April 22, 2010

Man u iko juu kama kawa!!

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A.K.A mashetani wekundu maarufu kama man u wazidi kung’ara. Ripoti ilotolewa na Eurosport Thu, 22 Apr 10:28:00 2010 kwa hisani ya Forbes inaonyesha Manchester United kua ni club ya kwanza yenye thamani kubwa kimichezo kwa thamani ya takribani £ 1.2 Billion na kuipita NFL the Dallas cowboys ya marekani yenye thamani ya £1.072 billion. Club inayofuata kwa utajiri kimichezo ni baseball's number one club the New York Yankees yenye thamani ya takribani £1.040 billion. Wakati huo huo ripoti hio katika Nyanja ya soka imeonyesha Man u kua ya kwanza na kufuatia na Real Madrid kwa thamani ya takribani £ 859 Million na watunza silaha maarufu kama Asernal kushika nafasi ya tatu kwa thamani ya £ 767 Million; Barca nafasi ya 4 kwa thamani ya £ 650 Million (but debt free club) unaweza malizia kwa kuangalia top 20 hapa chini.

Rank ---- Team ---- Country ---- Value
1 ---- Manchester United ---- England ---- £1,192m
2 ---- Real Madrid ----Spain ---- £859m
3 ---- Arsenal ---- England ---- £767m
4 ---- Barcelona ---- Spain ---- £650m
5 ---- Bayern Munich ---- Germany ---- £643m
6 ---- Liverpool ---- England ---- £534m
7 ---- AC Milan ---- Italy ---- £520m
8 ---- Juventus ---- Italy ---- £426m
9 ---- Chelsea ---- England ---- £420m
10 ---- Internazionale ---- Italy ---- £268m
11 ---- Schalke ---- Germany ---- £249m
12 ---- Tottenham Hotspur ---- England ---- £242m
13 ---- Lyon ---- France ---- £216m
14 ---- Hamburg ---- Germany ---- £214m
15 ---- Roma ---- Italy ---- £200m
16 ---- Werder Bremen ---- Germany ---- £178m
17 ---- Marseille ---- France ---- £170m
18 ---- Borussia Dortmund ---- Germany ---- £170m
19 ---- Manchester City ---- England ---- £168m
20 ---- Newcastle United ---- England ---- £129m
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(Source:Eurosport)
Read more:- http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/22042010/58/premier-league-united-named-world-most-valuable-club.html

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Ukisikia customer kero...

(picha toka wavuti.com)
Customer care ama customer kero? Hehehe nadhani ifike wakati sekta ya umma na mashirika yake bila kusahau sekta binafsi yaangalie utendaji kazi wa customer care zao ili zisiwe customer kero kama ilivyo kwenye cartoon. Kuangalia utendaji wake wa kazi ni pamoja nakuangalia namna mteja anaweza pewa huduma bila adha yoyote kuanzia kumpata mtoa huduma mpaka huduma yenyewe. Nadhani hili ni tatizo hata nchi zilizo endelea kwa baadhi ya makampuni na mashirika. Mfano makampuni yanayotoa huduma za internet na simu. Utakuta wameweka namba ya simu mathalani ya maulizo,mauzo n.k.


Tatizo liko hapa ukipiga hio namba unaanza kupewa matangazo kwanza then options kibao hufuata mfano: umepiga hio huduma kwa wateja/customer care unaambiwa ukitaka kuongea na technical advisor press 1,financial advisor press 2 reporting new fault press 3, reporting existing fault press 4 n.k. ukisha press hio unapewa options nyingine mfano: reporting existing fault una press 4, unapata hii if you need updates on the fault reported press 1, (unapewa na hii:- you only need to call if the solution given does not seem to sort you out…….we know you are call is very important to us and one of our advisor will be happy to help you time zinaenda hivo na mziki umewekewa), nyingine: to get updates over 1 week or so press 2, updates over 3weeks and mind you hapa hela yako inakwenda kwa speed ya ajabu and yet they are telling us hio call ni free haina charge wakati salio linaisha.


Na hapo they keep us waiting hivo usikute mpokea simu mwenyewe ndio yupo kwenye michapo isiyo husiana na kazi kama hio hapo weekend wapi, lile buzi umefanikiwa lichuna? Vipi Yule demu anaeleweka mzeya ama miyeyusho? Muda wa kazi huo na simu inaita jamaa ndio anaongea mambo hayo. Yani wizi mtupu saa nyingine mtu unajiuliza sasa hio customer care wameweka ya nini au ndio tuseme customer kero??? Naamini kila ofisi ina mwongozo na ethics za kazi kwa ujumla sasa kwanini watu wawe na tabia kama hizo?? Hata kama kampuni ni ya baba mtu afanye kazi inayotakiwa sio kuleta mapozi yasio na maana.Wahusika kwa namna yeyote katika hili tubadirike vinginevyo kama ni biashara basi itakosa wateja! .

Monday, April 19, 2010

Kwa scholarships zaidi tembelea hapa!

Kwa wale wenzetu wanaotafuta scholarships mbali mbali basi mnaweza kupitia site hii (nitaiweka hapo chini baada ya maelezo haya) kwa scholarships zaidi. Na kama utaona ipo ambayo unaitaka fanya application haraka iwezekanavyo ikiwa ni pamoja na kuzingatia masharti yaliyowekwa ili uwe na nafasi kubwa kuipata. Nasema hivyo kwasababu watu wanao hitaji scholarship ni wengi sana kwahio ni vema kufuata masharti na kuzingatia muda ulio wekwa kwa waombaji ili kujiweka katika nafasi kubwa kupata.
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Link ni hii hapa, kazi kwenu!! ukiiona hii mjulishe na mwenzio
http://www.wavuti.com/scholarships.html
Hii website ipo pia katika blog kwenye kipendele ''MITANDAO MBALI MBALI KWA JINA ''NUKTA77'' aidha kuna SCHOLARSHIPS hapo hapo kwa juu yake zipitieni pia pengine unaweza pata unayotaka.Pia msisahau kupitia www.makulilo.blogspot.com kwa scholarship zaidi.

Anataka mara 10 kwa siku!!!!

Maajabu yaliyotokana na wii fit , hii ni video game ilo tengenezwa na Nintendo maalumu kwa kufanyia mazoezi kwa kufuatiza video. Mwanamke mmoja yamempata baada ya kuanguka akiwa anafanya mazoezi kutumia hio wii fit video game na kuumia mshipa ambao kwa mujibu wa daktari wake mwanamke huyo atakua na misisimko ya mapenzi isiyo isha. Kwahio sasahivi mwanamke huyu ataka apewe mara 10 kwa siku.Mwanamke huyo mwenye umri wa miaka 24 aishie jijini manchester amekaririwa akisema kuanguka kwake kumempelekea awe mpenda ngono kupita kawaida na anataka afanye angalau mara 10 kwa siku na anaamini ipo siku atapata mwanaume mwenye uwezo huo …lol sijui kama yupo 10x a day????!! duuuh. Habari zaidi zinasema mitetemo kama ya simu, mashine ya kuosha na mingine humfanya huyo dada asisimke na kua tayari kabisa kwa tendo la ndoa.

Hata hivyo waosha vinywa hawakubaki nyuma, wamesikika wakisema lazima wawanunulie mashine ya aina hio wapenzi wao ili nao wawe wanapenda ngono kama huyo dada….sina hakika kama wanauwezo huo wa mara kumi kwa siku kama sio kua wateja wa viagra hehehe kazi kweli kweli.Aidha madai ya watu kuumia kupitia wii fit hapa UK mengi yame postiwa youtube. Kwahio watumiaji wa wii fit wameshauriwa kua makini na matumizi ya hio video game kuepuka madhara mbalimbali yanayo weza hatarisha afya zao.inaonyesha wii fit ina watumiaji wengi sana. Wii fit is an exercise game ambayo imeshika nafasi ya pili kimauzo katika Video games in history).
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Kwa habari zaidi soma hapa: http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212295798.shtml

Kanya boya zaidi mitandaoni...

Wed, 7 April, 2010 15:17:45
DEAR FRIEND,I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.
From: Dr Maiga
To: . <.@yahoo.com>


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Greetings From Dr David Maiga

Dear Friend,
I am Dr David Maiga the manager auditing and accounting department African Development Bank.(ADB) Ouagadougou Burkina-faso in West Africa.For your kind attention,I will be very glad if you do assist me to relocate this sum of ($26.5M US dollars) to your account for the benefit of our both families.I discovered unclaimed sum of $26.5m US dollars in our bank which belonged to one of our late foreign customer who died with his entire family in Kenya plane crash on July 2003.

This is a genuine business,only that I cannot operate it alone without using a Foreigner who will stand as a beneficiary to the fund.The request of a foreigner as next of kin and beneficiary of the fund is because the foreigner will stand as next of kin to the deceased,that is why I decided to contact you in a good manner to assist me and also to share the benefit together with me.

The banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after seven years,the money will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.You will be entitled to 40 % of this money as foreign partner,since you provide an account for the claim,5 % will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 55 % will be for me.There after I will visit your country for disbursement and sharing of the fund according to the percentages indicated if agreed.

By indicating your interest all other necessary vital information will be send to you on how the business will be executed.Please keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it,if you are not interested.

Now my questions are:
1) Can you handle this project?

Please let us get this fund transfer into your account.I look forward to receive your reply as soon as you receive this email.

All the best to you from,
Dr David Maiga.

NB: Sijawahi sikia mtu anataka msaada wa kutumia akaunti ya mtu mwingine zaidi ya hizi za wizi ulio enea mitandaoni, kaeni chonjo wadau. Wizi kama huu umeenea sana mitandaoni kwa style mbali mbali kwahio ukipata e-mail ambayo imekaa kipesa pesa basi ujue umetegwa na kama hutakua makini utaibiwa, watu wengi washaibiwa sana na watu wa design hii.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

HATER vs UKWELI.....????!!!

Kutokana na kwamba mada ilopita ilikua inahusu maana ya HATER sitatoa tena maana ya neno hilo hapa.Nimekua nikipitia vyanzo vya habari mbali mbali kuhusiana na ma-celebrity wetu ( watanzania), raia wa kawaida hata viongozi pia nje na ndani ya Tanzania. Nimekua nashindwa kupata maana halisi ya HATER hasa pale mtu akisema ukweli ama kinyume kuhusu mtu mwingine ambaye kafanya kitu kwa maendeleo yake binafsi. Pamoja na hayo kuna watu wanawasema watu wengine bila kua na chanzo sahihi ama ukweli wa jambo wanalo ongelea sasa sijui hawa wanaingia kundi gani?.

Mimi kuna siku nimekutana na mtu (jina kapuni) akimuongelea celebrity mmoja wakibongo (Mwana Falsafa ama Mwana FA) eti yuko HARVARD UNIVERSITY (USA) anasoma huko masters. Nikamuuliza kama habari kapata wapi akajibu mie huyo celebrity ni rafiki yangu kaniambia mwenyewe!!! Nikamuuliza anasoma nini huko Harvard? Akajibu sijui ila ni masters degree. Nikamwambia mie huyo celeb.. unaye msema nipo naye Chuo kimoja UK ila tuko kozi tofauti na pia anaishi mji mmoja na mimi. Kabla sijamalizia kuongea nikaitwa labda kama mimi ni HATER ila jamaa anasoma states. Sasa ndio nashindwa kuelewa maana ya HATER ni ipi yaani ni Yule anayesema ukweli ama anaye danganya ama msingizia mtu???!! Na kwanini mtu ukomalie kitu usichojua ukweli halisi??

Ok! Kama nilivyosema katika pita pita vyombo mbali mbali vya habari mtandaoni nikakutana na mtandao wa ma-celebrity mtu yule yule kasemwa kwamba yuko UK anasoma masters. Wakati huo huo kuna watu wakasema ni uwongo UK hasomi kwa sababu kozi anayodhaniwa kuisoma haipo katika hicho chuo. Kama haitoshi wakaendelea kudai kwamba kasoma na kumaliza kwa certificate level pale IFM. Pamoja na kwamba haiwahusu ila wamefatiliana kupata taarifa isiyo sahihi na kwa vigezo wanavyo vijua wao wakalalama kapata CERTIFICATE tu how comes asome Masters?? Kutokana na mjadala huo mkali waungwana wakasema sio CERTIFICATE bali ni Adavanced Diploma ndio maana kapata nafasi ya kusoma COVENTRY UNIVERSITY hapa UK.

Sasa sijui hawa ambao hawakua na habari sahihi kuhusu Mwana FA tuwaitaje? Maana sina hakika kama hawakutaka jamaa asome ama vipi? ivi kwanini mtu uongee vitu kwa msisitizo wakati huna FACTS? Na asingesoma wangefurahi ama kununa na inawahusu nini? Na zaidi ya hapo wanadai kama kasoma basi wanataka ona japo picha za mahafali dahh!!. Sina hakika hata kama wanajua mahafali ni lini? Pamoja na hayo mtu kumaliza chuo sio kufikia mahafali kwa sababu mbali mbali mfano:kushindwa kuhudhuria siku ya tukio,matokeo yasio ridhisha (Failed Report/dissertation), kuto maliza kulipa ada na mengine.

ANGALIZO…. Sina maana moja ya haya yana mhusu muhusika…!!! Sasa sijui kama wasipo ona hizo picha atakua hajasoma ama ni vipi duh!! wali mwengu bana!!

Hali kadharika neno HATER limekua maarufu kwa raia tu na hata viongozi. Mtu akifanya jambo la mafanikio katika maisha yake waosha vinywa hua hawakosi jambo liwe la kujenga ama kubomoa.Mfano: kuna watu kadhaa, nitatoa mfano mmoja, mtu mmoja katika kijiji chetu ambako miaka ya mwishoni mwaka 1980 nyumba za bati zilikua za kuhesabu. Sasa huyo jamaa alikua anataka jenga nyumba ya bati alichofanya ni kujenga mpaka akamaliza ndipo akaenda kununua bati bila hata kuchukua vipimo vya nyumba yake kwa madai WANAOTENGENEZA BATI WANAJUA SIZE YA NYUMBA ZOTE IKIWEMO YAKE KWAKUA YEYE NI FUNDI KUJENGA KWAHIO HANA HAJA KUPIMA JAPO ALISHAURIWA AKABISHA NA KUTAKA KUPIGANA NA KUSEMA ‘’HATERS WANANIZONGA KISA NAJENGA NYUMBA YA BATI’’….Mbaya zaidi mambo ya shop with confidence maarufu kama mali iliyo nunuliwa yaweza rudishwa hayakuwepo ama hayapo tofauti na huku UK ambako mtu una shop with full confidence!! wakati huo huo sisi mambo haya Africa ni nadra sana sana ipo MALI ILIYO NUNULIWA HAIRUDISHWI!!

Sasa kwa huyu jamaa na umbali wa sehemu duka lilipo pamoja na gharama za usafiri ilikua ni karibia nusu ya gharama ya bati zote bila kusahau MALI ILIYONUNULIWA HAIRUDISHWI kwa maana hio alishanunua mbuzi kwenye gunia ni zake hana kwakuzipeleka!. Ikafika siku ya kuezeka kuweka bati hazitoshi ni fupi akitaka zitoshe basi apige paa iliyo flat juu na ndivyo alifanya na kuhamia kabisa katika hiyo nyumba kwa shangwe na mbwe zote eti mvua imkome hanyeshewi tena hehehhe!! in 3 weeks time zile bati ziliondolewa na upepo na kubomoa sehemu kubwa ya nyumba! Wale walioambiwa HATERS ndio ilikua kimbilio…sasa mimi bado sielewi maana halisi ya HATER ni nini, je ni yule anayesema ukweli ama mwongo???? Mnisaidie maana ya HATER please!!

Tukija kwa upande wa siasa na uongozi kila mara twasikia Fulani kala rushwa mtu akiinua mdomo kusema basi ni HATER maarufu kama ‘’MTU MWENYE CHUKI BINAFSI AMA ZA KISIASA’’ Hii ipo pia kwa watu wa kawaida mfano mtu ununue gari basi ukipita mtu utaambiwa unaringa na kama haitoshi inaweza jengwa nyumba barabara unayopita ili ukose kwa kupita na gari lako sasa sijui hapa ni HATER ni yupi?

AU unakuta mtu kanunua mziki mkubwa kama ule wa club kaweka ndani halafu anapiga sauti ya juu tena usiku watu wamelala akiambiwa apunguze anasema HATERS wameanza majungu wanaona wivu sasa wanataka nikasikilizie wapi mziki wangu kwani na wao si wakanunue? Sasa hapa HATER ni yupi kati anaye nyima usingizi watu na anaye sema punguza sauti? Msanii akiambiwa track yake mbovu atasema aliyesema hivo ni HATER tena hawa ndo kabisa wanapenda kusifiwa tu sio kupondwa ama kukosolewa, japo wapo wanaoponda kwa maana ya kua HATER lakini wapo ambao wanakosoa kwa maana yakutaka mtu ajirekebishe Ivi HATER ni nani?......visa vya ma-HATER ni vingi hata wewe msomaji wangu wavijua waweza endeleza kuandika tujumuike wote hapa ila twambie HATER ni nani ok? hehehehe!

Well, nijuavyo mimi ni kweli jamaa kasoma COVENTRY UNIVERSITY kuanzia mwanzoni mwa 2009 na kumaliza mwanzoni mwa mwaka 2010. Na ratiba ya mahafali iko hivi kwa wenye kozi ya mwaka mmoja ( Masters): wale walioanza masomo mwanzoni mwa mwaka watamaliza mwanzoni mwa mwaka kwa mwana unaofata mfano: January na February Mahafali ni July, hali kadharika walio anza September intake wanamaliza September mwaka ujao na mahafali yao ni November ya mwaka huo Mfano:kuanza September 2009, kumaliza September 2010 na mahafali November 2010 yaani miezi miwili baada ya kukusanya dissertation yako ama kumaliza chuo kwa maana ya kumaliza kazi za chuo zinazo kamilisha degree yako.

Pamoja na mambo mengine, COVENTRY UNIVERSITY ni moja wapo ya vyuo vya bei rahisi ukilinganisha na vyuo vingine hapa UK pande za WEST MIDLANDS. Na kimekua kikipata umaarufu mwaka hadi mwaka kutokana na kuchukua wanafunzi wengi toka Africa wakiongozwa na Africa magharibi, Africa mashariki ikifuata, Africa kusini, Africa ya kati na kaskazini zikimalizia na hii yote ni kutokana na urahisi wa ada,maisha na usalama katika hili jiji la COVENTRY. Na kwa wale wenzetu wanaojua UK ni London basi si haba Coventry University wana Branch huko pia japo sina hakika kama ADA kwa London itakua sawa na ya Coventry ambayo ndio main campus.

Wakusoma karibuni ulaya ila uwe na moyo wa kipiganaji usiunge tu tela eti ''Naenda ulaya''!!!!huo ndo ukweli wa mambo, nikipata muda nitaleta''maisha halisi ya ulaya'' kaa mkao wa kula. Kwa leo naishia hapa, much love to you all by rijaki

T.I.D Live in Coventry usiku huu...



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