World Cup Excuse to cheating...

Cheating is not an easy task as some people would think.As such cheating is even harder when the person you intend to cheat knows better than you (Brave). To me it is ridiculous cheating unnecessarily to your beloved one.And the funniest thing is, You call him/her the one and only literally in essence. Why literally? the reason is obvious you don't mean what you said earlier. Wonderful enough big events including World Cup seems to be used as an excuse
for cheating to couples, so Abiria chunga mzigo wako!

If you look at this cartoon, you will definitely know the position of yours in line with cheating and lying.I don't want to go into details but I hope everyone knows 'cheating' has been there since, the only difference between now and them days back is basicly the so called globaliziation.With the introduction of new technologies including Mobile phones, internets the World has now been made smaller than before.

It is said the world is as small as a village and the increased mobility of people and the means of communications has over time fostered the situation. Taking mobile phones as an example you can contact the person instantly based on the network coverage locally/internationally.

Phones in general have both merits and demerits depending on the usage.Mobile phones for example are good to cover unpleasant behaviour including cheating as seen in the cartoon hereunder. Imagine you make call to a person and he/she answers like this ''sorry dear i'm so sleepy i can't speak clearly'' At the very same minute you hear this,''please two pints of VODKA for me and my love'' In essence this is what exactly happens in this cartoon, You all watch the same match!! why different teams????? Egypt is not among the teams in the 2010 World Cup! shame on you kama upo lol! hapo usikute hallo na mbona sikusikii nyingi mpaka basi. I call it failed cheating!.

See for yourself how instant mobile phone works here hahahahaha! So funny.



Kama haitoshi Now for those who are married, they think land line/home phones are better than mobiles because you've to be there (Home) in order to pick up the phone.So with the introduction of phones cheating has seemingly spotted to have increased due to easy and increased commuincations/interactions which is true but that shouldn't be a point to say cheating has just began.

It is just that, now is easy to reach the person/identify and finally know if there is any cheating going on or about to happen if the person is not smart enough though it is not always the case since there is no perfect being, no one is smart all days, that means one day you will fall prey (Caught) so stop cheating!

What would be you are views on the introduction of phones in relation to cheating?

Kazi kweli kweli...

Kufuatia maandalizi ya kombe la Dunia ambalo kwa sasa limepamba moto na timu za Kiafrica kuendelea kuadabishwa huko kwa mzee madiba/South Africa.Kuna habari kwamba maandalizi hayo yali enda sambamba na kung'arisha jiji la Cape Town kwa kuhamisha masikini wote kwenda sehemu nyingine kwa kile kilicho daiwa kuweka mji safi 'wageni/waheshimiwa wanakuja!.

Hio imesemekana kutokea ili kujenga taswira nzuri ya mazingira kwa kuzingatia ujio wa kombe la dunia ambalo South Africa ndio wenyeji.Kutokana tukio hilo maalum kabisa na kuzingatia ujio wa mastaa/matajiri/viongozi mbalimbali duniani, wenyeji hao wamelazimika 'kung'arisha mji'.

Habari zinasema kiini macho hicho ni kwajili ya kufanya wageni watambue kua nchi hio imeendelea na haina matatizo makubwa ya umasikini kwa kuficha masikini wote walio kua wakiishi karibu na uwanja ambako mashindano ya kombe la dunia yana fanyika/endelelea hivi sasa.Hii haina tofauti na ile ya kujenga barabara vizuri mara tu kiongozi mashughuli akiwa anatembelea eneo fulani, ni kiini macho cha kawaida kwa nchi nyingi za Africa.

Soma zaidi hapa http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/06/10/AR2010061002060.html.

Tyson wa sasa......

Je wewe ni mpenzi wa Mike Tyson, they call him 'the one and only' kutokana na record yake nzuri katika anga za boxing (aka Ngumi za kulipwa). Basi 'the one and only; ni kama lilikua jina kila kwenye mpambano lazima usikie 'the one and only'.Je wewe ni mmoja wao wa waliokua wanaamka usiku kuangalia mpambano wake? Mbaya zaidi kwakua ni usiku sana hasa kwa wale tuliokua bongo basi kabla usingizi haujaisha vizuri pambano limeisha kwa ile maarufu kama 'knock out' hii ilikua ndio style yake at the very first beginning ya mpambano wake.Ilikua inaboa kiasi fulani, je una kumbuka enzi hizo ulikua wapi? Twambie.. (LOl!)

Tukiachia mbali vurugu zake mtaani mwana masumbwi huyu amestaafu fani hio na sasa anajiita baba safi wa familia na ule wote ulikua utoto tu sasa ashakua.

Msikilize hapa:


Basi kwa wale ambao hatujamuona karibuni leo mtamuona hapa hapa The Network.Kama ilivyokua taabu kumtambua aka 50 ambaye kwa sasa amepungua kiasi cha kutisha kimuonekano.Msanii huyo maarufu toka marekani yuko bize na kusaka noti hadi kwenye movie!! Aidha hali imekua tofauti kwa Tyson ambaye sasa amekua bonge la mtu kutoka six pacs mpaka sijui niite one pac hahahahaha!

Basi ni maisha tu yana badirika kutokana na malengo kama ilivyo kwa 50 Cent ambaye ameamua kwa maksudi kupunguza uzito ili aendane na movie ya 'Things Fall Apart' ambayo imetengenezwa kwa kumbukumbu ya rafiki yake aliye kufa kwa cancer. Na katika kuuvaa uhusika wa mgonjwa wa Cancer ilibidi apunguze uzito kiasi ambacho kila mtu ameshangaa ama kuendelea kushangaa

50 Cent wa zamani:


50 Cent wa sasa baada ya kupunguza uzito:



Tyson wa sasa katika picha:


(Picha toka starpulse.com)

Na hii



Tyson wa zamani japo kwasababu zinazo julikana sitaweka pambano alilo pigwa (LOL!):


Hii pia


Ya mwisho zaidi nenda YOUTUBE!

Maswali yangu leo!

Tazama hii picha kisa niambie wewe ungekua ndo mkuu wa Mkoa/Wilaya ya nanihii na watoto ndio wako darasani kama hivi je ungekubali kutembelea LANDCRUISER VX/GX/TX tena V6 /V8 yenye injini size 4.7 Litres au zaidi???

Au ungesema upewe Escudo/Vitara,Hilux Surf, Rav4,Discovery,Freelander,Honda –CRV???? Nimetaja hizi gari kwani zote ziko na 4WD (kama kigezo ni 4WD) tena injini size haizidi 3 Litres. Tutasema hatuna hela au katika vipaumbele vyetu Elimu haipo??? Sijawahi sikia serikali imekosa hela ya kununua shangingi!!! Na kama wanapata ya mkopo basi wakope wajenge shule hii sio haki!!Je mtoto aliesoma shule kama hii na kwa mazingira haya ataelewa anacho fundishwa maana hapo MAKALIO YANA WAKA MOTO!!

Akifeli huyu nwanafunzi nani alaumiwe?? (mbaya zaidi siku zote mwanafunzi akifeli atalaumiwa HASOMI,JINGA, HALI HUDHURII VIPINDI(TRUANT) na maneno mengi ya aina hio) Hapa hata ningekua mimi kwa kuheshimu umuhimu wa makalio yangu nisinge soma!!! Niite jina lolote sawa tu (Lol!) kisa cha kuota sugu ya makalio?!!

Je mwalimu pamoja na wanafunzi wana raha gani kukaa katika pagari kama hili??? Hapo kuna kuelewana kweli?!! Kwani ni wazi hapa mwalimu ana woga jengo laweza anguka muda wowote, hali kadhalika wanafunzi!! Hivi wimbi la wanafunzi watoro likiongezeka nani alaumiwe?? Je tuseme sehemu kama hii hakuna viongozi?? Kama wapo nini mchango wao kwa jamii au ndo tuseme aliye shiba hamjui mwenye njaa?? Au tuseme eneo kama hili halina mgao wa bajeti?? Ok je hata wananchi imeshindikana kukusanya nguvu kupitia viongozi (kupitia mpango wa kushirikisha wananchi kujenga shule) ili kuboresha mazingira kama haya?? Ni kweli serikali haiwezi fanya kila kitu ila hii haijakaa sawa!

Cha ajabu kabisa ukute kiongozi aliye pewa dhamana na eneo hili hana habari kama kuna shule ipo namna hii kwani yeye na ofisi ofisi na yeye.Swali la mwisho…Kuna haja gani kua na VX/GX nyingiiiiiii wakati kuna sehemu kama hizi zinazo hitaji kuboreshwa? Hii ni sehemu moja tu ya Elimu sasa tukienda mambo ya Afya sijui hali ikoje sehemu kama hii!! Sitashangaa kama wamama wale wajawazito wanajifungulia PORINI!! Na vitanda hospitali zilizo na aspirin na panado tu au kukosa vyote na kulala mzungu wa nne ni anasa!!

Kwakweli nilishindwa kushangaa kuona eti Mbunge wa CHADEMA Mh Ndesamburo alitaka toa gari kituo cha afya huko moshi kama alivyo ahidi kwenye kampeni badala yake akapewa masharti magumu ikiwemo kufuta jina la mtoa msaada!! Hii sijui niite nini kwani hakuna asiyejua kama magari ya misaada yana majina ya wafadhili ubavuni, huyu ni MTanzania kabisa kaambiwa afute jina lake kama sio chuki za kisiasa ni nini? (hio ni aka Cheap politics) Siku nyingine mtu kama huyu/mwingine mwenye huruma kama hio atakua na moyo wa kusaidia??

Kwa habari zaidi soma hapa : http://www.habaritanzania.com/articles/2624/1/Moshi-waukana-msaada-wa-mbunge-wa-upinzani.

Pamoja na mambo mengine changamoto yangu ya leo kama kweli tunahitaji maisha bora kwa kila Mtanzania tuwe makini na vipaumbele vyetu na tusiweke chuki za kisiasa mbele kwani mwisho wa siku 'fahari wawili wakigombana nyasi ndio huumia' hapa wananchi/walipa kodi ndio wanaoumia. Tubadirike!

2 doctoral studentships in Psychology at Goldsmiths, University of London - Department of Psychology (UK)

Overview
Two doctoral studentships funded by the European Research Council (ERC) are available from September 2010 in the Department of Psychology, Goldsmiths, University of London. You can apply for either a 1+3-year (Masters and PhD) or a 3-year doctoral programme. You will work under the supervision of Dr Andy Bremner, as part of a research team funded by a 5-year ERC grant, ‘HEMSDEV: An Investigation of the Construction of Human Embodied Multisensory Experience in Infancy and Early Childhood', and will have access to, and training in, both behavioural and neurophysiological (ERP) methods.

Allowance

A stipend of £19,250 per annum will be provided. You will be expected to pay your own university fees (£3,500 per annum).

Qualifications

Applicants for a 1+3 studentship should have a good first degree (1st class, high 2:1, or equivalent) in Psychology or a closely allied discipline. Applicants for a 3-year doctorate will normally be expected to hold a Master's degree in an area related to Psychology. The successful candidate will demonstrate a strong aptitude and motivation to work in a research team, undertaking both collaborative and individual research projects in a scientifically rigorous way. We are also looking for a candidate who will be able to work with infants, children and parents, present research at national and international scientific meetings, and submit research manuscripts for publication on a regular basis.


How to apply
There are a number of forms to submit, as outlined below. You must complete the first two of these, and you may need to complete the third, so please read the explanations carefully here: http://www.gold.ac.uk/psychology/programmes/studentships/howdoiapply/

For more information on the application process, please visit our website www.gold.ac.uk/psychology/programmes/studentships/kindsofresearch/hemsdevprojects and/or contact Dr Bremner on +44 (0) 207 078 5142 or a.bremner@gold.ac.uk.

Application deadline

Applications should be submitted by 30 June. Short-listed candidates should expect to be notified by 7 July for an interview between 15-20 July
For More Read: http://www.gold.ac.uk/psychology/programmes/studentships/kindsofresearch/hemsdevprojects/

Hivi ndivyo ilivyokua leo Tanzania vs Brazil

Angalia mwenyewe kisa toa maoni yako!



Aidha sishangai kwa wale walosema hawashabikii Tanzania (Taifa stars )hata kidogo japo kua ni wa Tanzania halisi!.Kama hii ilikua njia ya kutangaza Tanzania kiutalii ama vyovyote ni vema kungekua na njia mbadala kutangaza huo utalii.Tanzania ni nchi masikini sana na haistahili kufuru ya namna hii wakati huu ambao bajeti yetu bado haijitoshelezi bila misaada toka nje.

Au sivyo labda kama Brazil wamecheza na Tanzania kama ile soccer aid ya England vs ROW( The Rest of the World) kwa lengo la kusaidia nchi masikini.Lakini kama ndio tumejifanya kulipa basi walipa kodi hawana haki kwani hakuna asiyejua kama soka ni miongoni mwa michezo ya ghari duniani.Pamoja na kutambua kua ukitaka pesa tumia pesa kuna haja ya kuangalia namna hio pesa unayo wekeza italeta matokeo gani na si kuwekeza tu ilikufurahisha watu.

Nina amini watu wa utali wanao watalaamu wa kutosha kuweza kushauri namna endelevu na yenye manufaa katika kutangaza utalii.Sina hakika kama hii ndio njia nafuu wameweza shauri itumike kutangaza utalii.Na kwa mtindo huu neno 'misuse of public funds' halitakufa midomoni mwa walipa kodi mpaka hapo watakapo zinduka na kusema 'enough is enough bye bye doxa World!'

Mwisho kabisa labda niulize swali Ivi hela za kuwalipa hao Brazil nani anatoa/zimetoka wapi? Na kwa kiasi gani zitakua na manufaa kwa taifa changa kama Tanzania ukizingatia gharama ya kuwaleta? Je hio ndo njia nafuu kabisa ya kutangaza utalii Tanzania?

Scholarship Scams!!!:

Following the fast ever growing number of scholarship seekers worldwide and based on the means through which adverts are being made on scholarships. Scholars MUST bear in mind that, not all scholarships information/correspondences/emails are genuine. This should be understood from the very beginning of any process in this context that, since a scholarships is a NEEDY thing, an illegal plan for making money (SCAM) is so prevalent and linked to both true and fake scholarships. So today I’m giving you some things that you should be skeptical in pursuit of scholarships.

•Firstly, be skeptic on any request for Personal Information: Some scams ask for your personal details. For example: bank statements, date of birth, passwords, account numbers etc. NEVER share any of your personal information with anyone online!.

•Secondly, Watch out application fee: Scholarship scammers might act as organizations that charge fees for availing procedures or application submissions that could be undertaken for free!. Again NEVER pay for scholarship application fees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chunga vijisent vyako!!!!.

•Thirdly, questioning every now and then is sometimes not good, BUT for this one you’ve to question every single thing, You MUST question "Winnning" a Scholarship that You Never Applied!!!!: Scholarships scams may contact college/University students informing them that they have won full scholarship. You cannot win a scholarship if you have never applied for it before! Never on Earth!!. A bit of linking this with DAILY scams in our inboxes….at least every day I receive an email like this ‘’you’ve a won a sum of 75,000£’’ give us your details so that we can process it for you (example only).The question here is, how can you win without doing the LOTTERY thing??????

•Fourthly, be skeptic on any guaranteed scholarship award: Scams that guarantee an award focus mainly on trapping tempted students. Nobody can guarantee a scholarship. . Don't get into the trap commonly known as 'Scholarship guarantee'. Nothing of the sort exists on Earth except SCAMS!

•Fifth and last, there is NO Free Scholarships: How? Nothing comes so easily and for free. No such thing like free Scholarships. This means Scholarships are generally given to students with genuine and asked academic records. UNLESS YOU WANT TO BUY A DEGREE, which I’ve no comment at this point in time!.

NB: As a scholarship aspirant you MUST research around meticulously on the funding procedures IF ANY!! Or else at least every scholarship seeker is at risk of being a prey to any scholarship scam.